Lord Anubis

Love is blindness
I don't wanna see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my heart
Love is blindness
In a parked car
In a crowded street
You see your love
Made complete
Thread is ripping
The knot is slipping
Love is blindness

Love is clockworks
And cold steel
Fingers too numb to feel
Squeeze the handle
Blow out the candle
Love is blindness

Love is blindness
I don't wanna to see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my love
Blindness

A little death
Without mourning
No call
And no warning
Baby, a dangerous idea
That almost makes sense

Love is drowning
In a deep well
All the secrets
And no one to tell
Take the money
Honey
Blindness

Love is blindness
I don't wanna to see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my love
blindness

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Now playing: U2 - Love Is Blindness
via FoxyTunes   

Wax the monkey, shave the bear
Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
trim the hedges, cut the trees
then you'll know how affection feels

Shave the monkey, wax the bear
Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
Trim the hedges, and trim the tree
who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!

Where there's a hole there is an ace
I will put a smile on your grumpy face

Beefcake vegetarian
We're oiled, refined, and slightly tan
If we're the heat wave
then you're the fan
and now we'll gladly carry out
the garbage-can

we're fifty something, well-aged wine
if you're wooden in your cask that's just fine.

I'll be your garland queen of Lace
the Sleeping Beauty in our maze
oh, fifty something well aged win
me, the wooden cask, that's fine

I know you like me to watch you piss
you're only waiting to be kissed
you're such a beauty to behold
here comes a shower and it's made of gold

I'm a flower, water me
let's build a castle by the sea!
You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
the sun shines warm on your disease ... -
such pollen makes the black birds sneeze.

Who is there sitting on your back?
There is no need for a sneak attack!
If you're monastic to my bliss.
Then I will be faithful ... like syphilis.

Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
he knows the art of tonsure well.
and all the songs a blade can sing
sugh is the Easter that I bring"

The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults,
I am the goddess that unfolds
iconic beauty, as yet unseen
if you're only courting

the Virgin Queen

so:
Wax the monkey, shave the bear
jungle-creatures cannot come in here.
Trim the hedges
and cut the trees
then you'll know
how affection feels.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying... WE screwed up

;)

Hoje no telejornal deram-me a singular notícia de que os atletas de Beijing gastaram 80000 preservativos.
Ora, dado que eram 10500 atletas:

80000/10500 ~ 7,62 preservativos por atleta!

Ora, isto é muito pouco... Mesmo tendo em conta que houve brincadeirinha entre atletas, e até entre mais que dois, tendo em conta que cada atleta ficou lá uma média de duas semanas, isto é manifestamente pouco... Aumentemos esta média para 10 que seja por atleta, e continua a haver 5 dias em que os pobres coitados se foram deitar cedo.

Agora pergunto:
Desmoralizados desta maneira, como é que eles haviam de ganhar medalhas? A Vanessa ainda ganhou porque é novinha, só pediu um preservativo, mas foi para encher de água e mandar às ginastas chinesas. O Nélson Évora é negro, e foi com ele que as outras atletas gastaram os preservativos delas, não conta.
E os chineses ganharam aquelas medalhas todas porque chinês que se preze não usa preservativo! Taxa de Natalidade acima de tudo!

Agora os outros todos... Como haviam eles de ganhar o que quer que fosse?!
Em 2012, faço um apelo ao comité olímpico para dar a cada atleta uns bons 30 preservativos, para incentivar à prática de treinos de preparação física geral, duas vezes por dia. Senão não vamos lá...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

And a little extra:

Dating Strengths	Dating Weaknesses
1. Open-Mindedness - 63.6% 2. Flirtiness - 62.5% 3. Adventurousness - 58.3% 4. Sense of Humor - 57.1% 5. Kindness - 54.5%	1. Insecurity - 69.2% 2. Pessimism - 50% 3. Lack of Essentials - 50%

Dating Strengths Explained
Open-Mindedness - You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available girls. Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities. Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life. Sense of Humor - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display! Kindness - You treat other people with empathy and goodwill. This positive trait helps you stand out and draw people into your warmth.
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Insecurity - Your insecurity makes you doubt yourself, but you must learn to love and trust yourself if you want to succeed in dating. Pessimism - Too much cynicism can be a turn-off. Try to see the brighter side of things and people will be attracted to your positive outlook. Lack of Essentials - Dating is difficult for you because you lack certain key things, which may include private space, a car, money, or a nice wardrobe. Work toward obtaining these essentials!
Take the Dating Strengths and Weaknesses Quiz

Dead on ;)

I'll tell you what I've done
I'll tell you what I'll do
Been driving all nite just to get close to you
Baby Babe - I'm moving so fast
You'd better come on.

The moon is alright
The freeway's heading south
My heart is going Boom!
There's a strange taste in my mouth
Baby Babe - I'm moving real fast
So try to hold on
Try to hold on!

Sleeping in my car - I will undress you
Sleeping in my car - I will caress you
Staying in the back seat of my car making up.

So come out tonight
I'll take you for a ride
This steamy ol' wagon
The radio is getting wild
Baby Babe - we're moving so fast
I try to hang on
Try to hang on!

Sleeping in my car - I will undress you
Sleeping in my car - I will caress you
Staying in the back seat of my car making love, oh yea!

Sleeping in my car - I will possess you
Sleeping in my car - certainly bless you
Laying in the back seat of my car making up.

The night is so pretty and so young
The night is so pretty and so youngSo very young...

Sleeping in my car - I will undress you
Sleeping in my car - I will caress you
Staying in the back seat of my car making love to you.

Sleeping in my car - I will possess you
Sleeping in my car - certainly bless you
Laying in the back seat of my car making up.

I will undress you
I will undress you.
The night is so pretty and so young.

Video:



Don't stray
Don't ever go away
I should be much too smart for this
You know it gets the better
Of me sometimes
When you and I collide
I fall into an ocean of you
Pull me out in time
Don't let me drown
Let me down
I say its all because of you and here I go
Losing my control
I'm practising your name
So I can say it to your face it doesn't seem right
To look you in the eye
And let all the things you mean to me
Come tumbling out my mouth indeed its time
Tell you why
I say its infinately true
Say you'll stay
Don't come and go
Like you do
Sway my way
Yeah I need to know
All about you
And there's no cure
And no way to be sure
Why everythings turned inside out
Instilling so much doubt
It makes me so tired
I feel so uninspired
My head is battling with my heart
My logic has been torn apart
And now
It all turns sour
Come sweeten
Every afternoon
Say you'll stay
Don't come and go
Like you do
Sway my way
Yeah I need to know
All about you
Say you'll stay
Don't come and go
Like you do
Sway my way
Yeah I need to know
All about you
Its all because of you
Its all because of you

...a não ser mau para mim mesmo. Tempo a mais, é no que dá.

Efeitos da droga nas aranhas... :p


O esquilo dramático - versão original




O esquilo dramático - versão FF


Uma compilação :p




(Eu sei que tenho tempo a mais nas mãos...)

    Não tenho tido tempo nem disposição para postar aqui... Não que alguém leia isto, mas ás vezes sabia/sabe bem vir cá deixar pedaços de mim que não convém que fiquem em loop infinito dentro do cérebro sem conclusão produtiva, ainda que mascarados de trivialidade e de humor negro.
    Talvez por isso, sinto ainda mais que tenho dois pedaços de mim a puxarem em direcções opostas, duas mãos a puxarem-me em direcções opostas, dividindo-me.
    É assustador, por vezes. Quando duvido mesmo das minhas verdades mais absolutas, quando cometo erros quando os poderia evitar (se seguisse a outra "mão"...), é mesmo muito, muito mau. e isso acontece com frequência, especialmente quando os meus olhos não podem ver nem as minhas mãos palpar essas verdades.
    Há dias fiz uma promessa. A mim, aos Deuses ou às paredes, ou aos 3. Não interessa. Mas vou lutar tanto contra as mãozinhas que me puxam que elas hão-de cair podres e libertar-me-ão do jugo. Deixará de existir o Pedro-Anjo e o Pedro-Demónio, e serei apenas eu.

Prometo.

High-Nerd reminds me of High Priest xD

 I think I hacked that a little, I no longer own a laptop and said I do, and I only know my internal IP, among others... :p
Whatever, 70-something does it nice for me... ;)

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Placebo - Protege Moi

(French Version of Protect me from What I Want)

--> Not 4 kids ; ) <--


(E sim, este é um vídeo oficial dos Placebo. Óbvia e infelizmente banido...)

Agora é oficial... :'(
Sou mesmo mau bloguista... Catano! :(

But geeks shall inherit the earth... So... *rufar de tambores...*

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l33t... >:p

All Hail Megatron!

É tudo. Feeling like a kid today : )

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